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1. T he best excuse given by a lady for missing office on Monday ...

My husband took an overdose of Viagra ... couldn't leave him alone with the Maid!!

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2. A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ...

Teacher: What happened?

Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.

Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?

Boy: She closed her legs!!

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3. What's the difference between a man & a woman ...

A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...

A woman MAY NOT!!

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4. Wife: Nashta kar lo.

Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.

Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.

Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.

Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar

heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!

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5. After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?

Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!

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6. Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.

Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.

Lady: Go ahead.

Dr starts.

After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?

Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown him..

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Aap Jesy Jawaan BACHAY,

Khoobsurat Bachiyon ki Amanat Hen,

Apne Aap ko Expired AUNTIES Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhen,

Wazart-E-GIRLS.

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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut

kharab hoti hai.

.

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Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain

Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

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App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache

Chaat Pe Hote Hai …..

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Nurse: Sir 22 no bed waley patient

ka 4 dafa BP check kiya,

hr dafa barh jata hai.

Doctor: Ab check kro to apni

Shirt k uper k 3 button bnd kr lena.

A couple was sitting in garden,

Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.

BOY: Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok

Par sambhal k

Kutta kahin kat na le…

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Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?

Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal

mai 1 bacha deti he.

Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?

Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal

mai 5 bachey deti he.

Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion

he jabke ye tou saal mai

Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui

Dr: kaise jal gaye

Sardarni: KAMINE

Tune hi to kaha tha

Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle

NIPPAL UBAL lena!

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5 bachey deti he?

Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER

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Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain..

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Boy- I want to sex with u
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek banda
ap mohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai….

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Ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai

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Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

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ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi…
ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga..
ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le….

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Lady-Dr.mere pati mujhse Romance nahi

karte..

Dr-ye lo 30 goliyan, 1goli roj khilana.

Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat romance

kiya..

Agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob jor

se romance kiya..

Teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal

ke pila di..

3 din baad, Dr. ne lady k bete se uski maa

ka haal poocha tho beta bola-

Maa mar gayi,

Chachi&mausi hospital me hain,

Kaam wali bhag gayi,

Pados wali aunty ne papa pe rape case

thok diya hai,

Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai,

Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,

Aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy

ke pichhe bhag rahe hain………

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Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha

Uska lund bahut bada tha,

Ek aurat ne dekha to boli

Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega

Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai…..

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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,

Principal entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai?

4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara

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Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.

Boy Friend: That’s Good,

Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge…..

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Boy during Sex: Kyun na hum shadi kar lein, phir hum roz aisa kar sakenge.

Girl: Mazdoor ho Mazdoori karo, factory ka maalik ban-ne ki koshish na karo.

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Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,

Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”

Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola

“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“

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Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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2. Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay

saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki

tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega.

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3. H-hawas mita do

O-or chuso

N-nanga karke

E-ek hi jhatke mein

Y-yeh gaya

M-mar dala

O-or dalo

O-or tez

N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

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4. lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…

Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…

Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost

Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

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5. PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain

SON : papa may bataoo

PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo

SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH

PAPA : ohh haan

SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

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6. Quote of the millennium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh

employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.

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holi ke ish subh absar per

Meri subhkamnaye kabool kijiyega,

Khusi ke ish mahool mein

Humko bhi samil kijiyega.

Your validity for taking a bath????????

Expires on this holi.!!!!!

Kindly recharge the validity,

By taking a bath to avoid,

khujli,tauba dandruff, hooooo …

maeil itnaaaa, and badbooo…..bohat zayada …

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Daru Ki Khushbu,Gutke Ki Mithas,Ganje Ki Roti Or Charas Ka Saag,Bhaang K Pakode Or Wills Ka Payar,Mubarak Ho Aapko Nashediyo Ka Tyohar HAPPY HOLI In Advance.

Ae Khuda aaj to kuch rehem kar de mere dost log aaj nahi reh paenge lagwa do kisi ladki k hathoon inhein rang ye kamine poore saal bhar nahi nahaenge

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

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Boy to Girlfriend:

Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,

Pakdu??

Teri Zubaan Ko.

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BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga”‘

”Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.

her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay …

Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami

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Hubby: Jaanu Bc Means Bahut Cute!
Wife: Toh Jaanu Main 'BC' Hun Na?
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Ek Hakla Aadmi "Amul Macho" Underwear Lene Geya.
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Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :

MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..

Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..

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Husband ki death k 30 din baad wife ne sabko msg kiya.
Janaze mein shamil hone walo ko thanks
From
Aap ki bhabhi
Age: 25
Height: 5'4
Weight: 52 kg
Face: Baby look
Colour: milky white
Boobs: 34
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Condition: tight
Belly: flat & silky
Hip size: 40 hairless white
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Regards
AAPKI PYARI BHABI
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A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"?
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Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!

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In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.
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During sex, sexy GF Tells BF That She Wants To Do “69″

But The Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Any Idea About What Is 69.

She Asks Him To Lay Down. And She Then Lays On Top Of Him In Reverse
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The Boyfriend Is Confused But Is Eager To Know About 69. So He Does As The
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They Lay Down In This Position For About 2 Min.

But Suddenly The GF Has To Let Go One Fart. Directly On Her BF’s Face.

GF Quickly Apologizes And Asks Him To Stay In That Position For Some More
Time.

After One Min She Has To Let Go One Another Fart.. This Time Bigger Than
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The BF Quickly Throws Her Away, Gets Up, Starts Dressing Up And Yells At
Her..

“If You Think I Am Gonna Take 67 More Like This, You Are Mad”

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